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John: Daryl, Wal-Mart is famous for it's abuse of employees. They're in constant hot water with the NLRB, and their complete lack of organization at the front door was directly responsible for the employee's death. I hope they get their sock sued off.
Daryl: I am the first person to complain about "frivolous" lawsuits, but this is why I oppose mandatory limits on them. I know that it is next to impossible to charge those responsible for the trampling, but if Wal-Mart is forced to fork over several hundred million, that's right, I said several HUNDRED; that would still not be enough. The life of an innocent human being is worth more than any corporation, or amount of jobs it costs. I mean every word that I say!
John: Thanks Mace.
M.E. of Mestew: Happy birthday, John!
John: Nope......I believe the record for the fastest serve belongs to one of the current players.
Daryl: I must have ran out of time, charcters, or space. This thing trucated my message. What I wanted say is, does Gonzales still have the record for the fastest serve ever made?
Daryl: I like the Kretschmer ad. I even have a jar in the fridge. It's been there about two years. It would have been better if the Mick had not chased a bowl of it down with a few beers. He would have had a longer career. You know that I am a Tiger fan, but Mantle is STILL the greatest combination of speed and power in a baseball uniform, that I have ever seen. You only get that kind of talent once in a generation. I am not well versed about tennis, but does Gonzales still have the record fo
John: Sometimes it's me, sometimes it's the server. I do copy and paste some photos, so those may not come thru. I'll work on it.
Baby Cakes: For some reason I can't see the pictures on here anymore. Is it a problem on your end or is big brother blocking them? All I get is red x where the picture should be. Is anyone else reporting that problem BT?
Gabe: Keep up the good work John. We are proud of you!
Daryl: Good job John, but you better treat your prisoner well. You don't want to be accused of creating another Gitmo. Perhaps you could spread some pita bread crumbs in front of the cage, and capture Bin Laden. Just a thought.
John: Nope.....just too much other stuff happening. I was pretty beat. Maybe next time I'll pace myself.
Daryl: Hey John, what happened? Di you give the waitress a hard time, and she spit chewing tobacco juice on you guys? Missed you at last week's get together.

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Sunday, August 17th 2008

9:07 AM

ON MARATHONS AND VOLLEYBALL

     Ok, one more thing about the Olympic marathon...what are the runners thinking about as they run? I mean, they have twenty-five miles, and they've gotta be thinking something, right?

     Are they mentally balancing their checkbooks? Planning next week's menu? Thinking about that cute guy on the third floor?

    If I was doing twenty-five miles, you can bet your last money, I'd be having something running thru my head......like what the hell was I thinking when I signed up for this?

    Things I'd be thinking about:

   1. Refighting WWII. What the hey...it's twenty-five miles, and refighting WWII could probably consume at least fifteen of 'em.

   2. Organizing my photo albums.

   3. Debating with myself whether or not to have a steak or fried chicken.

   4. Replaying the Super Bowl.

   5. Water

   6. McDonald's

   7. Boy, I really need to find a bathroom.

   8. Do these running shorts make me look fat?

   9. More water.

  10. I sure could use a cigarette about now.

  11. Where was that place that had the great breakfast buffet?

 12. How many miles to go?

 13. I must have been out of my head to sign up for this.

 14. Geez, look at the rack on that blonde over there.

 15. Can't anyone on the Yankees bunt, for God's sake?

 16. Where's my wallet?

 17. Water.

 18. My feet are on fire. Make it stop.

 19. Burger King.

 20. Awww, screw it. I'm done.

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  Volleyball question....how come the beach volleyball guys are wearing long shorts and shirts, while the women wear bikinis? And it's not like the guys don't get warmer than the girls. What's up with that?

 

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