Ok, one more thing about the Olympic marathon...what are the runners thinking about as they run? I mean, they have twenty-five miles, and they've gotta be thinking something, right?
Are they mentally balancing their checkbooks? Planning next week's menu? Thinking about that cute guy on the third floor?
If I was doing twenty-five miles, you can bet your last money, I'd be having something running thru my head......like what the hell was I thinking when I signed up for this?
Things I'd be thinking about:
1. Refighting WWII. What the hey...it's twenty-five miles, and refighting WWII could probably consume at least fifteen of 'em.
2. Organizing my photo albums.
3. Debating with myself whether or not to have a steak or fried chicken.
4. Replaying the Super Bowl.
5. Water
6. McDonald's
7. Boy, I really need to find a bathroom.
8. Do these running shorts make me look fat?
9. More water.
10. I sure could use a cigarette about now.
11. Where was that place that had the great breakfast buffet?
12. How many miles to go?
13. I must have been out of my head to sign up for this.
14. Geez, look at the rack on that blonde over there.
15. Can't anyone on the Yankees bunt, for God's sake?
16. Where's my wallet?
17. Water.
18. My feet are on fire. Make it stop.
19. Burger King.
20. Awww, screw it. I'm done.
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Volleyball question....how come the beach volleyball guys are wearing long shorts and shirts, while the women wear bikinis? And it's not like the guys don't get warmer than the girls. What's up with that?
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